Bored

This is what happens when your bored and annoyed. I can't tolerate the fact that bras just don't fit the way they should. So this is a letter that I posted and sent to Maidenform the other day. It made me and "the girls" feel better just sending it out.

August 17, 2009

Maidenform Customer Service
800 Technology Drive
Fayetteville, NC 28306

Dear Maidenform,

“The girls” just aren’t happy with the enclosed bra. We need to be nestled together, nipples pointing forward. This bra, however does not comply with the rules. The nipples DO NOT like to be facing out to each side with the inner breasts touching. Please understand that we are not small and perky breasts. You can see by the size on the bra that we need and must have support. There are only two (2) of us not four (4), this bra is trying to multiply and divide. Two extra globes resting on the top of the bra after being worn for a short time does not look good.

We are not looking for a refund, just some understanding. Larger breast have a tendency to droop, the right bra is very meaningful to us. Please help by keeping us nestled together, nipples pointing forward and having the right amount of underwire support.

We “the girls” thank you.

Sincerely, the owner of said girls